What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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