Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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