Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The air was thick with penises
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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