I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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