I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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