Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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