we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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