she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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