Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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