But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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