remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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