I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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