how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I wish you could order shots online.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
