he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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