I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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