i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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