He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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