And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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