their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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