try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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