I think scott just propositioned me for sex
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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