ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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