Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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