school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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