? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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