Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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