Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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