Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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