Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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