David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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