pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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