She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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