Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize
