The maid of honor just puked.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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