is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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