its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
