Do vagina's smell?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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