It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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