you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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