I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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