what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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