Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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