I molested 6 butterflies tonight
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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