Girls should come with a carfax report
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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