just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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