? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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