he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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