how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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