its not stalking. its research.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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