I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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