No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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