I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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