do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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