It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
