it wasn't lemon gatorade
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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