no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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