just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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