one might say we're banned from that church
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I deserve this hangover.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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