You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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