Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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