I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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