every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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