let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
